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Knock Knock Jokes Knock Knock! Whos there? Abba! Abba who? Abbaout time you answered! Knock Knock! Whos there? Aitch! Aitch who? Bless You! Knock Knock! Whos there? Ya. Ya who? Wow. You sure are excited to see me! Knock Knock! Whos there? Merry. Merry who? Merry Christmas! Knock Knock! Whos there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin? Internet Jokes Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes, but dont spread it around. Internet Jokes Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?"I know," said the Branch Manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way.""No, no," said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way.""Well," said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again." At Work Jokes A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married. "But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then ?" "What and ruin my vacation ?" she whined. School Jokes Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign! Teacher: What sign? Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." |